Has anyone noticed that Kevin James, the stocky comedian/actor, always gets the babe? He does.
In “Here Comes the Boom,” it’s Salma Hayek. In “Hitch” it was Amber Valletta (Will Smith got Eva Mendes), in “The Dilemma” it was Winona Ryder. Well, the film was actually about losing her — not that Ryder can be called a “babe.” You know what I mean. He even got the girl in “Paul Blart: Mall Cop.”